It's Christmas!

It's Christmas Time and we here at Short Bus TV have our very own special way of celebrating the holidays! I know many people out there assume we do nothing but get really wasted off of eggnog and insult just about everyone we can think of, but those people are just jealous, and bitter, and right.

So without much ado I present to you the most offensive Christmas Special ever done on an incredibly low budget.




Day 2
Andy has avery unique way of communicating the importance of sharing during his time with the Big Brother, Big Sister program. He's also very involved in the issue of childhood obesity and strives to encourage good nutrition.




Day 3
There is perhaps no greater way for the world to discover Carlie's affection for alcohol and her disdain for terminally ill children than that time she was forced to community service at an inner city day care. She told us she was volunteering, but I don't buy it.




Day 4
Jared is actually a rather charitable person. I bet you never knew that he actually makes care packages for orphans every year? I bet you also didn't know that he took ballet lesson's before joining the short bus crew.




Day 5
You know that one friend that everyone has? That one that can't ever wait to find out what his surprise is so he ties you up in his basement and literally tortures you until you tell him what you're getting him? For us that's Chris.




Day 6
Here's a hypothetical for you. Say you were just walking down some alley past a dumpster and you found a baby...



Day 7
Ahhh the Irish. You just have to love their rich heritage of binge drinking and beating up their women. No literally, you have to love it or else they'll kick your ass.



Day 8
See, the problem with poor people is they live in trailers. Trailers don't have chimneys. Which means that whenever they get chimneys they don't know how to respond to all the new responsibilities that come with them. Case in point, Steph.