It's Christmas Time and we here at Short Bus TV have our very own special way of celebrating the holidays! I know many people out there assume we do nothing but get really wasted off of eggnog and insult just about everyone we can think of, but those people are just jealous, and bitter, and right.
So without much ado I present to you the most offensive Christmas Special ever done on an incredibly low budget.
Day 2
Andy has avery unique way of communicating the importance of sharing during his time with the Big Brother, Big Sister program. He's also very involved in the issue of childhood obesity and strives to encourage good nutrition.
Day 3
There is perhaps no greater way for the world to discover Carlie's affection for alcohol and her disdain for terminally ill children than that time she was forced to community service at an inner city day care. She told us she was volunteering, but I don't buy it.
Day 4
Jared is actually a rather charitable person. I bet you never knew that he actually makes care packages for orphans every year? I bet you also didn't know that he took ballet lesson's before joining the short bus crew.
Day 5
You know that one friend that everyone has? That one that can't ever wait to find out what his surprise is so he ties you up in his basement and literally tortures you until you tell him what you're getting him? For us that's Chris.
Day 6
Here's a hypothetical for you. Say you were just walking down some alley past a dumpster and you found a baby...
Day 7
Ahhh the Irish. You just have to love their rich heritage of binge drinking and beating up their women. No literally, you have to love it or else they'll kick your ass.
Day 8
See, the problem with poor people is they live in trailers. Trailers don't have chimneys. Which means that whenever they get chimneys they don't know how to respond to all the new responsibilities that come with them. Case in point, Steph.
Monday, December 20, 2010
Monday, December 13, 2010
Short Bus TV is raising funds!
The hit online comedy series, Short Bus TV, is at it again! But this time we need help from all you windowlickers. Our season 2 involves even more mayhem, madness, and drool. And that means the need for a budget.
Our epic first season was a no-budget production from indie filmmakers used to having no money to spread around. Even with no funding, we were able to put together episodes with amazing production values, creative content, and genuinely appealing visuals. We used favors, volunteered friends, and Danny did some things he is not particularly proud of but Jesus tap dancing Christ, we made it happen! With a season of 11 episodes, we released new material every Friday on the dot for 8 weeks straight! Our fans were provided constant mind slowing entertainment on a regular basis we are proud to say. Not bad coming from an irishman, austrian, and frenchman living in a one horse town in the mountains of the deep south.
The fanbase of Short Bus TV has been absolutely amazing! We have nearly 2,000 dedicated fans on facebook and thousands of views on our episodes. We interact with our audience and stay very much connected with our fans as you will see with the rewards that we are offering to our highest bidders.
But alas, even those who ride the short bus must mature at some point. Our screenplays for the second season are nothing less than brilliant comedy. Imagine that from a bunch of helmet wearing knuckleheads. This translates to the need for a budget. We have already taken the first steps with a brand spanking new HD camera and additional bonified crew. Now we need accessories for our wicked new camera, costumes, props, additional lighting, etc. Our funding goal will cover a fraction of what we need but here at Short Bus TV, we are modest. We like to start small and with hard work we will reach our most vibrant goals.
So please, take a moment to view our content, our cause, and our dyslexia. Short Bus TV needs your help. Fulfill your greatest duty as a windowlicker and hop on the short bus!
www.Facebook.com/Shortbustv
www.ShortBusTV.com
www.youtube.com/therealshortbustv
Project location: Wilkesboro, NC
Our epic first season was a no-budget production from indie filmmakers used to having no money to spread around. Even with no funding, we were able to put together episodes with amazing production values, creative content, and genuinely appealing visuals. We used favors, volunteered friends, and Danny did some things he is not particularly proud of but Jesus tap dancing Christ, we made it happen! With a season of 11 episodes, we released new material every Friday on the dot for 8 weeks straight! Our fans were provided constant mind slowing entertainment on a regular basis we are proud to say. Not bad coming from an irishman, austrian, and frenchman living in a one horse town in the mountains of the deep south.
The fanbase of Short Bus TV has been absolutely amazing! We have nearly 2,000 dedicated fans on facebook and thousands of views on our episodes. We interact with our audience and stay very much connected with our fans as you will see with the rewards that we are offering to our highest bidders.
But alas, even those who ride the short bus must mature at some point. Our screenplays for the second season are nothing less than brilliant comedy. Imagine that from a bunch of helmet wearing knuckleheads. This translates to the need for a budget. We have already taken the first steps with a brand spanking new HD camera and additional bonified crew. Now we need accessories for our wicked new camera, costumes, props, additional lighting, etc. Our funding goal will cover a fraction of what we need but here at Short Bus TV, we are modest. We like to start small and with hard work we will reach our most vibrant goals.
So please, take a moment to view our content, our cause, and our dyslexia. Short Bus TV needs your help. Fulfill your greatest duty as a windowlicker and hop on the short bus!
www.Facebook.com/Shortbustv
www.ShortBusTV.com
www.youtube.com/therealshortbustv
Project location: Wilkesboro, NC
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Help Short Bus TV win!
To all you few loyal windowlickers out there, we could really use your help! We entered a contest on atom.com, and it's based on views, so help us out by watching it and spreading this link to your friends online
http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/3EFBFFFF020534880017011E6238/
http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/3EFBFFFF020534880017011E6238/
Friday, November 12, 2010
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Security Alerts From Around The World
In light of the recent G20 summit and the ever out of control spiraling world we felt it appropriate to share this news from around the globe with you.
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats, and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved”. Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross”…. The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940, when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance”. The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s get the Bastards”. They don’t have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide”. The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender”. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France ‘s white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country’s military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing”. Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides”.
The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs”. They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbor” and “Lose”.
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels .
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Americans meanwhile, and as usual, are carrying out pre-emptive strikes on all of their allies “just in case”.
Canada doesn’t have any alert levels.
New Zealand has raised its security levels – from “baaa” to “BAAAA”. Due to continuing defense cutbacks, New Zealand has only one more level of escalation, which is “I hope Australia will come and rescue us”.
Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No worries” to “She’ll be alright, mate”. Three more escalation levels remain: “Crikey!”,”I think we’ll need to cancel the barbie this weekend” and “The barbie is cancelled”. So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats, and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved”. Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross”…. The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940, when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance”. The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s get the Bastards”. They don’t have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide”. The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender”. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France ‘s white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country’s military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing”. Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides”.
The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs”. They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbor” and “Lose”.
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels .
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Americans meanwhile, and as usual, are carrying out pre-emptive strikes on all of their allies “just in case”.
Canada doesn’t have any alert levels.
New Zealand has raised its security levels – from “baaa” to “BAAAA”. Due to continuing defense cutbacks, New Zealand has only one more level of escalation, which is “I hope Australia will come and rescue us”.
Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No worries” to “She’ll be alright, mate”. Three more escalation levels remain: “Crikey!”,”I think we’ll need to cancel the barbie this weekend” and “The barbie is cancelled”. So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.
Short Bus TV started blogging!
by Danny Hirtler
Check in on a regular basis for news, rants, links, and background info you won’t find anywhere else.
We are still getting started and are feverishly working away on some new marketing ideas including contests, behind the scenes looks, and much more.
Stick with us and you will not be disappointed. For now I will leave you with a prank far superior to messing with someone’s facebook
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Check in on a regular basis for news, rants, links, and background info you won’t find anywhere else.
We are still getting started and are feverishly working away on some new marketing ideas including contests, behind the scenes looks, and much more.
Stick with us and you will not be disappointed. For now I will leave you with a prank far superior to messing with someone’s facebook
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