How to convince anyone of anything

We here at Short Bus TV often find that the morale among our cast is low at times. Complaints run rampant and it seems like almost every day we have to hear stuff like "Why should I be the one to get set on fire?" and "My name is Danny, and I'm a little pussy who won't fall down stairs even though it's funny"

So with that in mind we put our most expensive, outsourced writers in a room and had them create a motivational guideline.

So without further ado, Short Bus TV proudly presents the guide to raising morale like a boss!

The Tetris Killer

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Witness the murder case of the century! We The People vs The Tetris Killer!

It was a tough year but we made it!

Someone sent me this email the other day and I thought it was rather funny and decided I'd share it. 


It was a tough year but we made it! But not everyone is as lucky as we are......

• The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
  
• I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
  
• CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
  
• If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds" you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them.
  
• Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
  
• McDonald's is selling the 1/4 'ouncer'.
  
• Parents in Beverly Hills and Malibu are firing their nannies and learning their childrens' names.
  
• A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
  
• Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
  
• Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
  
• The Mafia is laying off judges.
  
• BP Oil laid off 25 congressmen.
  
• Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh, great!! The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 trillion disappear!

And finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, and our bleak future that I called the Suicide Lifeline and was connected to a call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

It's Christmas!

It's Christmas Time and we here at Short Bus TV have our very own special way of celebrating the holidays! I know many people out there assume we do nothing but get really wasted off of eggnog and insult just about everyone we can think of, but those people are just jealous, and bitter, and right.

So without much ado I present to you the most offensive Christmas Special ever done on an incredibly low budget.




Day 2
Andy has avery unique way of communicating the importance of sharing during his time with the Big Brother, Big Sister program. He's also very involved in the issue of childhood obesity and strives to encourage good nutrition.




Day 3
There is perhaps no greater way for the world to discover Carlie's affection for alcohol and her disdain for terminally ill children than that time she was forced to community service at an inner city day care. She told us she was volunteering, but I don't buy it.




Day 4
Jared is actually a rather charitable person. I bet you never knew that he actually makes care packages for orphans every year? I bet you also didn't know that he took ballet lesson's before joining the short bus crew.




Day 5
You know that one friend that everyone has? That one that can't ever wait to find out what his surprise is so he ties you up in his basement and literally tortures you until you tell him what you're getting him? For us that's Chris.




Day 6
Here's a hypothetical for you. Say you were just walking down some alley past a dumpster and you found a baby...



Day 7
Ahhh the Irish. You just have to love their rich heritage of binge drinking and beating up their women. No literally, you have to love it or else they'll kick your ass.



Day 8
See, the problem with poor people is they live in trailers. Trailers don't have chimneys. Which means that whenever they get chimneys they don't know how to respond to all the new responsibilities that come with them. Case in point, Steph.

Short Bus TV is raising funds!

The hit online comedy series, Short Bus TV, is at it again! But this time we need help from all you windowlickers. Our season 2 involves even more mayhem, madness, and drool. And that means the need for a budget.



Our epic first season was a no-budget production from indie filmmakers used to having no money to spread around. Even with no funding, we were able to put together episodes with amazing production values, creative content, and genuinely appealing visuals. We used favors, volunteered friends, and Danny did some things he is not particularly proud of but Jesus tap dancing Christ, we made it happen! With a season of 11 episodes, we released new material every Friday on the dot for 8 weeks straight! Our fans were provided constant mind slowing entertainment on a regular basis we are proud to say. Not bad coming from an irishman, austrian, and frenchman living in a one horse town in the mountains of the deep south.

The fanbase of Short Bus TV has been absolutely amazing! We have nearly 2,000 dedicated fans on facebook and thousands of views on our episodes. We interact with our audience and stay very much connected with our fans as you will see with the rewards that we are offering to our highest bidders.

But alas, even those who ride the short bus must mature at some point. Our screenplays for the second season are nothing less than brilliant comedy. Imagine that from a bunch of helmet wearing knuckleheads. This translates to the need for a budget. We have already taken the first steps with a brand spanking new HD camera and additional bonified crew. Now we need accessories for our wicked new camera, costumes, props, additional lighting, etc. Our funding goal will cover a fraction of what we need but here at Short Bus TV, we are modest. We like to start small and with hard work we will reach our most vibrant goals.

So please, take a moment to view our content, our cause, and our dyslexia. Short Bus TV needs your help. Fulfill your greatest duty as a windowlicker and hop on the short bus!

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www.ShortBusTV.com
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Project location: Wilkesboro, NC

Help Short Bus TV win!

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